Once again I queue in the afternoon sunshine outside the Albert Hall as tonight’s Prom concert features megastar Chinese pianist Lang Lang. The audience is very much younger even than for the West-Eastern Divan Orchestra and there is something of a rock concert feeling about it all. The queue for day tickets is actually very mixed, contrary to the stereotype of slightly weird middle-aged men on their own. Naturally, I group myself as part of the youth crowd… The season ticket holders are another matter and there is much clannishness there.

Lang Lang is a media phenomenon; interviewers and their cameramen prowl about.
After a beyond-parody opening piece sans Mr Lang (a premiere – all subtle clanging, ominous scraping of cellos and abrupt screeches), we had the arrival of the idol of the ivories to do his Chopin Piano Concerto. Lang Lang plays with great aplomb and it sounds remarkable, if a little kitsch. But the man’s performance style has to be seen to be believed! He looks like another virtuoso, Jamie Cullum (small and dark, artfully spiked hair, ‘cool’ clothes) but his mugging to the front row, his exaggerated emotional gestures, his self-satisfaction, his invitation for you to appreciate the music as much as he does puts me in mind of no-one so much as Liberace. And once you’ve had that thought it’s very hard to un-have it.
The highlight of the evening, then, turns out to be the Staatskappelle Dresden under Fabio Luisi playing Strauss. For a start they look so interesting: serious, modest, intellectual, a bit shy. Artists. The LSO the other night looked like a lot of chiropodists doing it in their spare time by comparison. And Mr Luisi is impressive. Smart, controlled, sharp; then suddenly very animated as necessary. Strauss can sound creamy and become rapidly too rich: this was peppery and a little sour. (Food metaphors will have to do. I ain’ no music critic). It was exciting to hear this huge piece given such life in front of me by the orchestra whom Strauss dedicated it to. Unlike the premiere which started the programme or, frankly, the sugary Chopin, this was the real thing.
I stood next to a woman who had come to her first concert here in 1945 when she was 15. Her and her friend had come on a whim because the pianist then (also playing Chopin) looked like their favourite actor in the publicity – James Mason. But once there she was hooked and has been every year since, except for 1988, the year her husband died. The group of whooping teenagers on the other side of me presumably might do the same.
UPDATE: I largely agree with Martin Kettle on this (there was indeed a crying baby – who the hell takes a baby?) though to leave room for no more than half a sentence for the meat of the concert is a typical Guardian touch.

